Saturday, January 3, 2009

Didja miss me,kiddies?

As you might have noticed,I've been on another unexpected sabbatical but the prodigal son has once again returned.The area's boys in blue,always enthused by your humble N's presence,pinched ol' Wop the day after Christmas ten minutes after smoking a cigarette on the front porch on a five year old probation violation bench warrant!Oh sweet irony!Lucky fuckers you are,the teflon emperor deftly avoided a 1-2 year sentence and now has (drumroll) an OFFICIALLY COMPLETELY CLEAN RECORD and is back on the case,bringing you the mad,the bad,and the wicked in bed cinematically here at Wopsploitation.I'll be drudging the swamps later on this weekend for some new reviews of movies that may or may not leave a taste in your mouth similar to what is described as "moon meat" on the weekly menu at Lackawanna Prison.Give me a day or two to enjoy cigarettes that have filters and come in packs,showers that arent crawling with flesh-eating bacteria,meals that don't cost the state forty cents a piece,and most importantly,time outside the stripey hole!

Yours Cruelly,


Balberith said...

Awwww, our Wop has returned :) Im so happy!

beedubelhue said...

Awww,you're so good to me.God bless us,everyone!

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