Chuck Norris only lost ten matches in tournament competition, his other thirty-eight losses came while attempting to deliver scripted dialogue in films.
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About Me
- beedubelhue
- Jupiter loves me. Roman Praetorian, genre film historian, Nuke 'Em High valedictorian. Physical media magnate. Nobel Pizza Prize '84. Has the chin of a Caesar, the patience of a Pharaoh, and wields a barbarous tongue like a Mummenschanz affiliate fucks with face putty.
Forewarning:
often occur here.And so what.
"Meglio un giorno da leone che cento da pecora." -Il Duce
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Choice as a 20 year old oversexed contortionist's kegel-snapping wizard's sleeve.
Hipper than one of those latte-lappin' Franz Ferdinand-looking metro pukes you see everywhere these days.
A Michelob Wednesday night date with Junction Deb.You'll empty your egg-purse but you wouldn't brag about it to anybody.
Entertainingly bad,like Soul Train re-runs or Keanu Reeves.
God-awful enough to be an (choose: Uwe Boll/Michael Bay/Rob Zombie) movie.
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A Smattering of Interwebs Most Choice:
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