If I'm correct, the Oompah Loompahs' sing-songy moral lessons didn't extend to wanton carnality with brunettes or indulging in hallucinogens. Have a lick of THAT snozberry, Wonka.
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- Jupiter loves me. Roman Praetorian, genre film historian, Nuke 'Em High valedictorian. Physical media magnate. Nobel Pizza Prize '84. Has the chin of a Caesar, the patience of a Pharaoh, and wields a barbarous tongue like a Mummenschanz affiliate fucks with face putty.
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