" The Devils" (1971) d/ Ken Russell

Before the inevitable influx of knee jerk religious zealotry comes raining down on this post, I've scheduled some flagellation in my personal fornicatory at the hands of twin raven-haired Wop-ettes in nun costumes for myself, having allowed such a blasphemous and incendiary piece of cinematic filth to slither it's evil way among my list of all-time favorite movies. Yea, though I greatly admire the powerful visual style of directorial conspirator, Ken Russell, who also hath writ the screenplay ( based upon the Aldous Huxley novel, The Devils of Loudon),  I shall also give thanks and praise to the dramatic contributions of those actors who would bring these shocking images to light, specifically Oliver Reed, though Michael Gothard, Dudley Sutton, Gemma Jones, and a hunchbacked Vanessa Redgrave all compliment Reed in supporting roles here. Riveting, disturbing stuff whose punch has lost very little, if any, potency, despite the passing of forty-plus years and countless censor's cuts, though one should pay heed to the poster's warning, as this is definitely not a film for every one...


I had a hunch that Sister Jeanne (Vanessa Redgrave) would be back...
The time is the seventeenth century, the place is France. At one of King Louis XIII's less masculine get together's, Cardinal Richelieu is buzzing about uppity protestants, suggesting the country's city fortifications all be torn down, to which the monarch agrees, excluding the town of Loudon, of course, as he had made a promise not to do such a thing, to it's governor, in the past. Only the governor has since turned his toes up, leaving the city's control in the hands of Urbain Grandier(Reed), a priest who's as insatiable for political power as he is for snug cunny, as evidenced by the number of Loudon women who daydream about receiving the holy in-out from him (even hunchbacked women of the cloth like Sister Jeanne(Redgrave) wouldn't mind drying his feet after a lengthy water walk with their scarlet tresses), and the growing number of rival priest's daughters suddenly pregnant at his doing is nothing to sneeze at, either.


"Take this spear wound, all of you, and lick obscenely at it, as though it were a vagina.", whispers dream-Jesus(Ollie Reed).
When an elitist Baron's (Sutton) attempt to carry out orders to bring down Loudon's walls are thwarted by a steadfast Grandier, backed by the city's army, he joins forces with Father Mignon (Murray Melvin), whose pregnant daughter has been rejected by Grandier. Meanwhile, Grandier has secretly married another woman (Jones), the news of which bodes ill upon the fragile psyche of Sister Jeanne, who implicates the priest in all manner of blasphemous charges to Mignon und Baron, who, in turn, enlists the services of a lanky drink of water inquisitor named Father Barre (Gothard) to get to the bottom of it all, even if it means pumping foul enemas up the asses of every nun at the convent in doing so.The King shows up in disguise during an exorcism, claiming to have a relic containing the blood of Christ to use in the cleansing spiritual rite, but after Barre appears to have used it successfully to clear the sisters of demons, the monarch flips it open to reveal it was empty in the first place. Good one, Louie. The still-"possessed" sisters pull the crucified statue of Christ from the wall and rape it in every conceivable manner, to celebrate. Grandier and his wife return just in time to catch the party, and are subsequently taken into custody by the Baron's soldiers. All that follows, you should really experience for yourselves.


Q: How many of these women are committing blasphemy? A: Nun.
Religious faith is a funny thing. Some people are content to believe what they believe and carry on their lives in a relatively normal fashion, while some treat their faith as an elitist badge of authority over others who don't share them, and some commit unspeakable crimes against their fellow man within the protective umbrella of their religious teachings. Who's wrong? Who's right? Let 'em scrap it out among themselves until the end of time if it's so important to them to find out what's waiting for them after they're gone. I'm more focused on enjoying the finer things in what life I've got left to live, with the people I care about, that care about me. I think if everybody gave that a shot,  we might be alright, after all. But we're just humans, hahaha. So we won't. I'd be more worried that you didn't give The Devils a shot, though, as it really is an extraordinary film, worth all the discourse and analysis one could possibly invest in it, and then some. Once you have, let me know what you think. Obviously, four wops.


"Is it too late to pass on martyrdom for the five quid and what's behind curtain number two?"

"Manson"(1973)d/Robert Hendrickson,Laurence Merrick

We've got a rare and beautiful gem under the jeweler's loup tonight, a crazy diamond of legendary drug-soaked proportions, and my favorite of all the documentaries concerning the notorious 'Manson Family' and their pint-sized purveyor of prison prophecy, Charlie himself.As the story goes, some young filmmakers working on a documentary focusing on the communal lifestyle of hippies filmed the Manson gang at the Spahn Ranch, Devil's Canyon, and the Barker Ranch in Death Valley, completely unaware of who they were or what they were about, until during the editing process they were shocked to see Manson grinning and aping for news cameras on television, and rushed down to the Hall of Justice to get footage of the unfolding trial as it happened.The film later found itself banned after Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme's attempted assassination of President Ford(with no rounds in the chamber when she pointed the gun, it's pretty safe to say she was just gunning for three hots and a cot at the time, IMHO) to preserve her right to a fair and speedy trial.I scored a Beverly Wilshire Filmworks boot of the movie years ago on Times Square in the early morning hours, which later went for significant amounts of Happy Talk cash on eBay until the director, Hendrickson, dropped a copyright bomb on them, getting listings pulled, and finally suing the company itself.Hendrickson later offered personalized, autographed dvd-r's of Manson for long bux at Exclusive Films' website, but hadn't responded to e-mail queries as recently as two years ago, so that's a shot in the dark(kinda like the whole "Helter Skelter" black/white race war conspiracy angle, but hey, that's just what I think).Co-director/producer Laurence Merrick, who had helmed Dracula and the Boys(1969), The Black Angels(1970), and Guess What Happened to Count Dracula?(1971) prior, was shot in the back and killed in Hollywood by a berserk student-stalker from his acting school in 1977.It only gets better from there...

Pittman, Fromme, and Good:Would, would, and uh...would.Yes.
As Sandra Good shares some philosophy about murder and moving children to the desert, we're introduced to the key players in tonight's entry.Manson, Atkins, Krenwinkle, Van Houten, Watson, Beausoleil.Death Row times six(changed to life imprisonment in 1972).Deputy District Attorney Vince Bugliosi then speaks about how "far out" the murders were to the public-at-large, and the perpetrators, even more so.The narrator(Jess Pearson) then fleshes out the crimes and the victims themselves, as Bugliosi serves up a gore score(169 stab wounds, 7 gunshot wounds).We're shown Tex and the Manson girls and their aliases in various stages of incarceration with the narrator relating human details of their pre-Charlie lives.On August 11th, Manson and several of his cohabitants are raided at the Spahn Ranch and charged with grand theft auto.Enter Nancy Pittman, Lynette Fromme, and Sandra Good, all playing with hunting knives and long rifles, peppering Beatles lyrics with profanity, and rapping about death.Ronnie Howard, who had been cellmates with Susan Atkins, relates Bobby Beausoleil's earlier torture/murder of Gary Hinman on Manson's orders for the cameras.We're then given the throwaway background of Manson himself, born to an unwed teenager who was later locked up for prostitution; foster homes, reformatories, jails, state prisons, federal prisons, and finally San Quentin, cell 13, Death Row.We're then showed how the racial unrest of the 1960's shaped Manson's Beatle-based master plan as he was released from prison in 1967(despite the White Album not being released for another year)and descended upon the hippie movement of Haight-Ashbury, "a venus fly trap among the flowers".Ex-Mansonite Paul Watkins tells how beautiful the hippies were, visibly still a little groggy from all the drugs he'd been doing.

"We used belladonna, hashish, smoked marijuana a lot, mescaline, opium, we didn't mess around with any hard drugs."- Paul Watkins
Watkins reinforces Bugliosi's far-fetched race war angle(it's near to impossible to start a crossword puzzle on L.S.D., just sayin'), before ex-cellmates remember Manson as a "Pay me no mind" kinda guy.Non-jailed Mansonettes praise him for saving them from their boring lives.Brooks Poston tells how Charlie was Christ to him while tripping on acid.We then see Family members skinny-dipping and helping George Spahn around the ranch.Squeaky proudly displays his ceremonial vest, four or five years of continuous stitching by the girls later, their hair woven into the seams from when they shaved their heads(My birthday's still 6 months away, ladies!).Family births are detailed, and the participation of Manson children in drugs and regular orgies.Nancy Jordan describes sex with Manson as cold and sadistic.Watkins relates the group's constant hallucinogenic drug intake."Love Never Dies" is heard as the Family does some creepy erotic interpretive dances for the camera.Pittman tells of all the violence she encountered watching tv as a kid.The way Charlie grooved on playing on one's deepest fears is discussed.Squeaky romanticizes about a hunting knife.Watkins and Poston perform a guitar/flute duet.Clem psychobabbles and freaks out in slow motion as his role in a ranch hand's beheading is detailed.Finally, Manson speaks for himself.He starts out on a victim trip and eventually giggles his way to Sneakyville.Young people of the day are interviewed.Some actually dig him.The Manson girls suggest the Tate/LaBianca murders were copycat killings to spring Beausoleil from jail(much, more likely,don't you think?).Watkins remarks how un-groovy Charlie's death trip was.The camera pulls back from two Manson girls sitting on the corner across from the Hall of Justice as the end credits roll.

You can't spell 'psychotic' without h-o-t.
Interestingly enough, Steve "Clem" Grogan, who the filmmakers seemingly went out of their way to portray as the most animalistic psycho of the bunch after having been deemed borderline retarded in court, having denounced Manson in 1977 and provided authorities with the burial plot of "Shorty" Shea, was released on parole in 1985(the only Mansonite convicted of murder to ever do so!), rumoured to have taken up house painting around the Frisco area(!!"Yeah, Clem, 'blood red' might offend my neighbors...").Sherry Cooper who fled the family is believed to have been i.d.'ed as a Jane Doe body that turned up stabbed to death down an embankment in November of '69.Ronnie Howard was kidnapped from a bus terminal in 1979, beaten, robbed, and died of her injuries twelve days later.Spacy hippie Paul Watkins ended up founding the Death Valley Chamber of Commerce(!), and serving as an unofficial mayor(!!) of Tecopa, a small town in Death Valley, before succumbing to leukemia in 1990, while his "Desert Sun" partner-in-music, Brooks Poston, allegedly enjoys a simple life, still playing music.Following up the Family children(Pooh Bear, Zezozose, Phoenix, Ivan, Angel et al) is another story in and of itself, with legs like Juliette Prowse.As it stands, Manson is a fascinating documentary with lots of freaky moments that you should add to your collection if the chance arises.On the scale, it creepy-crawls to the top with a perfect score of Four big ones.To know you know it, is to know it.

"If you're going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."-Charlie