Though the Japanese use 'hentai' as slang meaning pervert, and rarely ever to describe the type of offering we're examining here tonight(ero anime, some would label it), it doesn't hurt to be a massive pervert yourself if you're going to check out Takayama's classic early animated mixture of explicit bloodshed and sex.Even if you were, chances are, you'd still be understandably mind-blown coming away from such a carnally corrupt cartoon as this.Think Dragonball Z, except it's got bespectacled schoolmarms sprouting hundreds of forty foot long tentacle cocks that suspend a spreadeagle cheerleader in mid-air while poking, prodding, and raping her in every orifice in her body before pulling out and spurting glowering demon-spunk all over her face, instead of kung fu kids and dragon orbs.I can still remember how my buddies and I got ripped up watching a bootlegged Japanese language vhs with no English subs back then, then splitting a side hearing voice actors boldly declare "You fucking monster, not only do I have your sperm I've got your blood too!" in the Central Park Media edited movie release, until in 2000, when a copy of UROTSUKIDOJI Perfect Collection turned up at a Kim's Video in the city and ended up in my bookbag full of shwag from the evening.Said out-of-print collection includes the three original OAV's, Birth of the Overfiend, Curse of the Overfiend, and Final Inferno, as well as the two follow-ups, Legend of the Demon Womb and Battle at the Shinjuku Skyscrapers, for two hundred-fifty minutes of cartoon chaos, though the latter two episodes are censor-fogged and shabbily animated in comparison to the original three, all in Japanese with English subtitles.
Late for class and facially splashed with day glo tentacle cock goo, it must be one of those days.
Over some literally hellacious fucking(I noticed one succubus with about six tits), we're told how every three thousand years, the three worlds of demons, beast-men, and humans are united by the birth of the overfiend or Chōjin, not a very nice chappie at all.Sent by the beast-men to ensure the safety of the worlds is Amano Jyaku, sort of a whiskered Johnny Depp-looking cat that can fly.Accompanied by his nymphomaniacal sister, Megumo, and Kuroko, a little roundheaded bastard that can also hover, the three converge on Myōjin University with a vibe that the apocalyptic god is near.Amano thinks that Ozaki, a homoerotic jock meathead that cuts through the local girls three at a clip, is the mortal host in question, while Megumo bets that it's Nagumo, a harmless panty-sniffing dork who's in love with Akemi, the pig-tailed cheerleader with massive mams.Ozaki's latest ménage à quatre is rudely interrupted by demons who slaughter his fuck toys before transforming him into one, in the process(helped along when he licks Nagumo's blood after braining him with a basketball in the gymansium).Amano destroys the lupine beast in a rooftop battle, also putting his suspicions to rest.Meanwhile, Akemi is being tentacle raped by a demon disguised as one of the teachers, rescued after the fact by Amano and Nagumo, her new beau and protector.After using a pair of ice cream cones to unwittingly remind his girlfriend that she was violated in every hole by a horny monster, Nagumo gets himself smashed by an oncoming vehicle in traffic and dies.In the hospital morgue, his corpse reanimates and rapes a night nurse, his ejaculate causing her body to explode in a downpour of organs(!), before matamorphosizing into the massive, winged Chōjin, whose tentacled dicks swallow people whole and shoot laserbeams from the cockholes(!!), destroying everything in sight, as Amano, Megumo, and Kuroko witness from the safety of an orb of energy in the sky above.
"It's a fucking class ring, it's gotta be in here...can't just vanish into thin air!!"
In a flashback, we see Amano squaring off against his rival, the boyfriend of the Queen of Demons, Suikakujū, who's looking to destroy the Chōjin, but is ultimately defeated.We're then introduced to another terminal wally named Niki, who's abused by his parents and pale foot fetishistic dames alike, until some demons make the scene and offer him some real man action if only he kills his dysfunctional folks, and, uh, chops off his own cock with a butcher knife.Yeaaaah, skip that, fellas.Anyway, he does the deeds and is rewarded with a massive, flashing, prehensile techno-demon wang but when he testdrives it with some local sluts, it melts off(!).Meanwhile, the beast-siblings fly Akemi and Nagumo to their world to consult with the Elder who foresees the coming devastation and banishes the group back to the human realm.Niki cockblocks Nagumo as he's trying to finally consumate his relationship, and steals his girl, licking Nagumo's sperm off of Akemi's face(bleech), which causes his dick to grow back to powerhose length as he uses it to swing away with(!!).At a construction site, Niki and Nagumo go toe to toe in monster form, but Niki is no match for the Overfiend, and gets himself eviscerated.Akemi is suddenly overcome with emotion over the dead nerd, who, it turns out, also had a crush on her.Amano returns to his realm, where the Elder shows him the prophetic images of the coming of the Chōjin, and the catastrophe in his wake.How is Chōjin supposed to unite the three worlds by destroying them?Will the ever-horny Megumi ever meet a demon that doesn't explode into smoldering flesh-chunks upon her orgasm?Will Nagumo and Akemi ever get the chance to simply get laid with no crazy stuff attached?All these questions and more will be answered when you check this one out!
"Casting a spell, leather and Hell, black metaaal gods' rock n' rolllllll!"
Overfiend spawned a whole new generation of hellish hentai titles from the Rising Sun, like Angel of Darkness, Demon Beast Invasion, Venus 5, and one of my favorites, Oni-Tensei, where a broad's ogre back piece tattoo comes to life, splattering anyone who'd dare fuck with her, and raping the chicks up, large style, as well as six new Urotsukidoji series since.Apparently, the anime are far more depraved and graphic than the manga they're based upon.As staggeringly sex-drenched as these affairs are, I honestly doubt anybody'd let a lubed-suzie rip watching them, apart from your random sloppily overweight forty-eight year old anime dork/virgin subsisting on Mt. Dew Game Fuel and fapping off in his momma's basement to photoshopped nude jpegs of Slave Leia, but that's just meanspirited conjecture from yours cruelly, over here.Take the head mic off, oxy-cute that face fulla zits, and do some push ups, Eggbert, and you might even score a real live human female someday.Just sayin'.As excessive as the decade it came from, Overfiend makes for a pretty good viewing experience, especially if you've never seen it before, and merits three Wops on the scale, missing out on perfection due to the inclusion of the two lesser episodes on the disc that actually detract from the greatness of the first three.If you're half as twisted as I am, you'll love it.If you're a prudish, skirt-wearing Nancy, you'll be well-offended.Recommended.
"Time to destroy the world with my laser-penises...time to destroy the world with my laser-penises..."
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