Sunday, May 22, 2011

Cummin' Soon: for June

As we usher in another scorcher here in our fifth year and running, we'll be blowing the lid clear off of the sexy pressure cooker here in the cult kitchens of carnage and callaloo.We'll throw some sequels under the woproscope, as well as some Italian fantasy, Times Square grindhouse classics,Dracula in Jersey,Chinese gung foolery, Japanese splatter-porn, and guest she-blogger extraordinaire, Camiele White'll be playing Point/Counterpoint on some genre fare with yours cruelly.Hopefully she'll take it easy on me.We'll also kick off a long awaited 30 Day Horror Challenge, Wopsploitation-Style, for you eager woprophiles to participate in.Strong n' long, loud n' proud as always here at the Wop, because I couldn't do it any other way, and you wouldn't have it any other way, face it.

Here are some of the titles you can look forward to reading about:

Welcome Home, Brother Charles

William Girdler's Three on a Meathook

Dracula's Last Rites

Island of the Fishmen

Leatherface:The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

The Exterminator

Ip Man 2

Martial Club

My Young Auntie

The Re-Animator

Return of the Living Dead

Cannibal Ferox

Guts of a Virgin

...and more so long as I can manage to maintain a steady level of professionalism despite my propensity and inborn need to party my balls off on a regular basis.Hey, you guys never gave Hemingway or Burroughs grief about the multiple back-perched simians they battled with, and prayin's for church, as Johnny of the fancy driving gloves n' goggles clan once pointed out to his drape sister Barbara in a black and white Pittsburgh graveyard many, many moons ago.Mr. Cooper mighta thunk that the cellar was the safest place to be, but it's penthouse only here at the Wop(save for those moments we take to revel in the gloriously seedy, of course) and that's just 'cuz you guys are the best readers anywhere on teh entire interwebs.You keep readin', I'll keep writin'.

Wicked as Always,

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